2004-01-05 - 12:19 p.m.

Here is what your bud LL Cool J (James Todd Smith) has to say to his interviewer in the latest issue of Hollywood Life:

"If you eat potatoes at the right time," he says, turning to me, "they soak the water out from under your skin and tighten it up."

"And if you eat them at the wrong time?"

Smith smiles. "Then your butt'll be around your neck."

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