2000-09-20 - 20:13:59

There is way too much religious talk at my work. I cannot stand it. I'm just going to have to join in. If they can talk about that scuzzy hippie Jesus all the goddamned time, I am for sure going to start bringing Satan into everything. Here is what my boss says: "None of us are God. None of us walk on water. It's okay to make mistakes." How can I respond? "None of us are Satan. None of us are super fucking sexy & cool enough to command flames to arise from the floor at will. So it's okay to jam the Xerox machine." Satan's paramour - maybe I am, and maybe I AM.

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