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2003-01-17 - 9:59 a.m.

One of my favorite things about Dave Attell is the way he interacts with animals. Is he tiny? Sydney says he's maybe only like my height. I think that can no way be true.

A lady stopped me on the way to work to ask about my Hello Kitty earmuffs. She said she watches me walk by every day & wants my muffs. That's me paraphrasing. But I think we know what she meant. It's kind of weird being a neighborhood sex symbol, I feel like I have to be always "on" - you know? I can't just run over to the McDonalds in my pajamas & glasses, never having once looked at how my hair looks or bothered to put on underwear of any kind. On the other hand, when that somehow DOES happen, I find that I'm just inherently, you know, "on." "ON." OOONNNNNN

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