2002-11-25 - 6:35 p.m.

I mostly am smart enough to delete everything in my email that isn't from real peeps. But I almost deleted one a week or so ago & then checked it & it was a buttsalad looker emailing to say nice things about the di. So now I sometimes check them & there was one yester that could've been a real person so I opened it & it said "drag your weiner across the floor." Man. That could so go either way. It was just an impersonal dirty fucky email, but I would love if that was the entirety of a personal dirty fucky email. So concise, & really not asking for a lot. After I read it I told Sydney & we laughed because we had just been dragging Nick around the floor in this bag he was hiding in.

Would you buy a picture of nosehead from me?

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